Okay, even though my feet and calves and nerves hurt
from a day in AK, I opted to join my crew in the Magic Kingdom on
Friday (was it Friday? I have no idea what day it is at any given
moment). Everyone was just really wiped, so we didn't even get
rolling until noonish. Didn't actually make it to the park until
2 and had to be at the Contemporary for dinner at 5, so it wasn't
really that long. Took the monorail in. Of course. I
mean, why would you take any other form of transport? We can take
a ferry pretty much anywhere there's water. But a Monorail! (and,
btw, Steve and I have driven the kids nuts by chanting "Monorail!"
everytime it's mentioned, in reference to the Simpsons
episode. Monorail!)
That pic's just for you, people. In Germany, STeve and I knew a
woman who had been a Minnie at Disney World. She could do the
voice, one of the few allowed to speak. Ever seen that video of a
Disney stage show where Minnie falls off the stage? That was
Marti.
It was much more crowded, Steve said. We headed right for the
Jungle Cruise, stopping to take the pic of me in Mouse Ears and get Ben
a sweatshirt, since I'd forgotten his at the hotel, and it was chilly
("But Mommy, you dont buy character clothing!" "yes, but I'm not
going to let my boy freeze and you can't buy ANYTHING in Disney w/o a
character on it. I mean, the ice cream is shaped like a damn
mouse"). They hadn't taken the kids on the Jungle Cruise on
Monday and children must be exposed to bad puns early, lest they
develop no sense of humor at all. I do love the Jungle Cruise,
it's just so campy. And after having been on the "safari" the day
before, the mechanical animals were kind of hilarious. Lily was
terrified on the cruise. Go figure. I was surprised that
they still had "headhunters" and scary "natives" on the cruise.
My offense-o-meter is faulty, but I did wonder what black patrons
thought of the whole thing.
We tried to go to Big Thundermountain Raliroad but there was a
LINE! As if! So we got a Fast Pass and headed off to Tom
Sawyer Island, which the kids had missed on Monday as well. Along
with the Swiss Family Robinson Tree house, I remembered the Island as
oneof my favorite things at Disney from my teenage trips. I
realized that they were my favorites mostly b/c there was no line, it
was quiet there, and you could just meander. As an adult, it seemed
more calculated, but really, it's still a welcome break. You
know, I'd spent like an hour out there. I needed rest,
people! The kids loved Tom Sawyer island. Ben found the
fort and its wonderful, wonderful guns. Lily discovered the
Barrel Bridge--or squishy bridge, as she called it. Lily,
Julianna, and I went over that bridge about 20 times. We did it
once and Lily said "Let's do that a million times!" She giggled the
whole way over every time. And, to her credit, it is really
fun. It's just a bridge draped over floats, so that when you
step, it goes down, so it's very bouncy. Too soon, we needed to
go get in the Fast Pass lane for the roller coaster. Lily and
Grandma went to Minnie's House (for the bazillionth time, apparently).
I am really amazed by the line structure at Disney. It's designed
so that it always looks like you're ALMOST there. But you
aren't. You aren't even close. Even with a Fast Pass, we
had to wait about 15 min. That's our limit, dude. It IS a
good coaster, not fancy, but fun. But if I'd waited more than 15
min, I'd have been bitter. Okay, more bitter.
As soon as we got off we had to hoof it to the monorail (Monorail!) to
get to the Contemporary to meet Stacey and her lot for dinner at Chef
Mickey's. My love for the Contemporary is nearly unbounded.
It's the Hotel of the Future, people! Those mosaics in the
middle! The A-frame design! The monorail goes right through it
(Monorail!)! I could sit in that lobby for ever. In fact, I
want to live there, with the mosaics and the monorail (Monorail!)
zooming over head. It's just perfectly futuristic. Love
it. Walt knew about futurism, even if he totally blew it on the
hey-lets-have-giant-8 ft-tall-mice!-in pants! front. Sadly, I had
stop gawking and go to "dinner." Stacey had booked us a character
dinner at Chef Mickey's. Now, had it not been in the
Contemporary, I'd have not gone anywhere near it. But, you
know. Remember how I looooved that breakfast with Donald?
Well, it was like that, only all the kids were totally wound up.
Next to us was a room full of 8 year old boys with only about 3 grown
ups to wrangle them. They were...loud. And then there was
the horrible horrible loundspeaker blasting horrible horrible
music. Have I mentioned how much I hate Grandma Got RanOver By a
Reindeer? I did? Well, let me must say again, I hate it a
LOT. So. The room was crowded, there were giant, clothed
animals coming in every few minutes (Lily: "Yook mommy! A
chickmunk!" "Sure it's not a chincilla, honey?"), kids were
pinging around like...I dunno...heated molecules, the music was loud,
our waitress was kinda mean, the food sucked, one of the soft serve ice
cream machines broke meaning that all 800 kids were in line at the same
time, trying to get a spoonful of ice cream over which they could dump
sauces and candies at the sundae bar...it sucked. Let's leave it
at that.
After dinner, there was a pin-trading activity. Now, I knew
little about pins. Stacey had told us about pin trading and given
each of the kids a lanyard and a couple of pins to get started.
There are these metal pins with characters on them. Gobs of
them. Series. Limited Editions. All the "cast
members" wear them and you can trade pins with them. Generally,
they'll give you what you want, if you're a little kid. Grown-ups
do this too, of course, and they swarm all over the web, tryig to
complete a set or get that one elusive pin they need to complete their
collection of animal villains from 1980s animated features.
Whatever. It is hard to resist, I must admit. Luckily, I
was able to channel my energies to my children. We went to a
Disney outlet store to get some cheap pins to trade. Went a bit
overbord, I'm afraid. Then it turned out that Julianna was only
allowed to trade 5 and Lily was only allowed to trade 2. But they
enjoyed it. Even though it involved ANOTHER DAMN LINE.
Before they entered, Stacey warned Julianna to only trade with cast
members b/c there are local "sharks" that come to these things and
coach their kids to snag the "good" pins and take advantage of little
kids who just want a pin with Belle on it. I mean really.
People. Get a grip.
Ben was dying to go back to the Disney Quest arcade, but Julianna, Lily
and I just went back to the hotel. And that was it for me.
No. more. parks.
Yesterday, Julianna stayed in with me while the others returned to
Epcot. They came back fairly early and we went to Boma again for
dinner. Yum. Then I took Julianna to see the Harry Potter
movie while the others went back to Disney Quest again.
Today, MGM was on the schedule, but it's 10:30 and Steve and Ben are
still sleeping. It's kind of yucky outside, so my FIL went to
find indoor alternatives and he's hoping to push the Science Center on
them. But Ben is keen to buy this Star Wars thing at the Star
Tours gift shop and Julianna wants to ride the Rockin' Roller Coaster,
so we'll see.
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2 comments:
Did you forget you know me too? The former disney character? Chip, Dale, Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy, Bashful and Dopey? My sister was Mickey/Minnie cause she was shorter.
Claire
And I also have this friend Claire, total fame whore, she was a character too. She got off on terrorizing children and their parents. Freak.
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