Oh Canada!

Project Runway fans:  You must go watch PR Canada.  The guys at projectrunway.blogspot.com have links to the show.  It is at least as good as the American version.  It only lacks dear Tim.  In place of Heidi, who distracts me with her loveliness (seriously, when she's on screen, all I can think is "it's not FAIR."), we have Iman.  Iman hates you.  She hates your design.  You should lick the sole of her shoe. No, wait, she does not want your untalented spit on her expensive pumps.  Get back, dog!  She scares the crap out of me.  I'm thinking of launching a "Save David Bowie" campaign.  I think she has him in a trunk wearing a ball gag.  But maybe he goes for that, who knows?  In addition to her, the Slice.ca website has blogs for each designer.  And they are not all nicey-nice, my friend. Sample Carlie:

They picked the worst collection on the stage to win. A collection of three outfits that in the most boring color palette. Diaper-like bubble skirts walking down the fucking runway. Those skirts were in fashion years ago, so to sit there and see the judges pick a collection that looked like that and was supposed to be innovative for Spring 2008 is a joke. Not to mention that the theme of military romantics has been done over and over again; I could vomit. Maybe the judges are too old fashioned to recognize true innovation when they see it.

So yeah.  A good read.


But I have a question...what is UP with Canadian hair?  We have facial hair problems, as in their notTim and his porn star look:



And then one of the judges is sporting the Lionel Ritchie:



Not to mention the regular hair troubles (mange?) that plauge designer Biddel:



You can't even see the weird crop circles that are on the sides of his head, bless his heart.  I'm thinking the Shear Genius crew has it's next assignment...

But get over there!  Watch!  Enjoy!