Ben was watching Fredo cleaning himself. "Mom, is Fredo licking his penis?!"
"Yes, he doesn't take a bath as often as you do [but just barely, you
nasty youngin], so he keeps clean by cleaning himself with his tongue.
[but we all know the real reason is 'because he can']"
"I don't have to lick my penis." pause. "But I'm going to try."
Once upon a time, a blog was started at AOL Journals. The scales fell from the eyes of The Creator and it was moved to Wordpress. Then Journals tanked and all old posts were moved here for safekeeping.
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<snort!>
Bwaa ha haaaaaa.... I swear if males could reach, they would never leave the house.
Ben is such a hoot!
And how is that working out?
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring you...the next <i>Ron Jeremy</i>!"
(hey, he's made a lot of money..Ben could take care of you in your own age)
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