We were listening to Mojo Nixon's "Elvis is Everywhere"
in the car and the kids were asking about Elvis, so I was giving them
the highlights. Then I mentioned that he died on the
toilet. Ben about split a side, laughing. He has giggled
all evening about it. Nothing has ever been this funny to
him. He's drilled me with questions--How did they know he was on
the toilet? did they find a body or just a skeleton? Was he
pooping?
And speaking of which...today's conversational gem with Lily:
Lily: After I finish pooping, can we go to my great grandmovver's house?
Me: That's sweet, but no.
Lily. But I love my gweat gwandmovver. And she gives me candy.
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DId you mention the 40 pound colon??? Beacuse that's really funny to kids too.
And if I could type, I'd say because
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