Babies are Ick.

Have a baby but can't bear to touch it?  You've done what you could--full time nanny, bottle with a prop pillow--but still sometimes you have to...ew...touch it.  And that baby ickiness gets on your HANDS.  Bleh.  Here's help.   And it's not at ALL creepy.  That baby'll grow up juuuust fine.


Must be what it was like to grow up in the Addams Family, with Thing as a nurse.

;with thanks to Imaginary Jilly

edited to add: Thanks for NOTHING.  Glory hog.  It is Imaginary Barbara, reluctant reader of the occasional blog, to whom all praise should go.  Mea culpa.