the payoff

You know?  Having kids is totally worth it when you get to see your 4 year old dancing around 1980s action figures and singing "Buffalo Soldier." 

At a yard sale today, Lily picked up a box of "Golden Girl" figures.  Sadly, they are not the likenesses of Bea Arthur and clan.  They're these He-Man looking gals with buff bellies and large, dangerous thighs.  And they LOVE Bob Marley.

: Buffalo soldjah!  Dweadlock rasta

: Hey yo yo!  Hey hey yo yo!  Hey yo yo, yo yo-yo yo yo!

: Fighting on arrivah!  Fighting for survivah!

Seriously, you should get yourself a kid.