Friday, April 14, 2006

Because he can.

Ben was watching Fredo cleaning himself.  "Mom, is Fredo licking his penis?!" 
"Yes, he doesn't take a bath as often as you do [but just barely, you nasty youngin], so he keeps clean by cleaning himself with his tongue. [but we all know the real reason is 'because he can']"
"I don't have to lick my penis."  pause. "But I'm going to try."
at

5 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 14, 2006 at 9:43 AM

    <snort!>

    ReplyDelete
  2. AnonymousApril 14, 2006 at 9:55 AM

    Bwaa ha haaaaaa.... I swear if males could reach, they would never leave the house.  

    ReplyDelete
  3. AnonymousApril 15, 2006 at 5:10 PM

    Ben is such a hoot!

    ReplyDelete
  4. AnonymousApril 16, 2006 at 10:00 AM

    And how is that working out?  

    ReplyDelete
  5. AnonymousApril 16, 2006 at 10:14 PM

    "Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring you...the next <i>Ron Jeremy</i>!"

    (hey, he's made a lot of money..Ben could take care of you in your own age)

    ReplyDelete